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An Alien Conspiracy (Dream)

A sickly man, sweaty and feverish, approaches the security check at the gate of a stadium event. He was a ride-hailing driver of mine, and he caught the alien-designed bug that I planted. Unwittingly part of the plan, he passes security with no problem and heads into the stadium.

Inside the stadium, children hear the choral music. Is it real or are they hallucinating the song? The children all appear euphoric, and ready to act. One particular child has already put their thumbs into the eyes of their parent. They are all part of the plan.

A short, pale-white skinned being walks in his spaceship (or a multi-dimensional room) full of alien technology. His skin looks shark-like. I am sitting in this room with another human, who yells to Alex “hurry up and get in here!” Alex is on the other side of a portal that swirls green and blue. He walks through, and I momentarily see that there is a normal looking earth apartment on the other side.

Alex is very excited about his latest idea, which includes a collection of water in different compartments. He’s dropping something on small ropes into the sections of water while the other person looks at the alien, throws his thumb my way, and says something in the alien’s language.

I realize that the alien has been on earth, disguised as a small person. The other guy must be telling him that it is OK that I am here. And it is. I feel cold, calm, collected, and calculating. I have no guilt or second guessing for why I am there. I am totally complicit and in on the plan to destroy humanity.

Historic metal mural from San Francisco’s artistic heyday finds permanent home

Over 10 years after CELLspace closed, the huge metal mural from the art warehouse’s facade is celebrated with a gallery at The Midway


By Allie Skalnik, for MissionLocal (Aug. 26, 2025)


When an artists’ warehouse in the Mission closed its doors for the last time in 2012, almost everything was accounted for.

The artists who had made the space at 18th and Bryant streets their safe haven since 1996 hauled out their supplies, equipment and art pieces. All that was left at the end of their slow goodbye was a massive metal installation: A set of eight 10-foot-tall panels covering the facade of the warehouse. 

Stitched together photo of the Metal Mural with the Stencilada exhibit, c. 2010 (photo: Jane Verma)

Jane Verma, one of the creators of the piece, calls it a “metal mural.” She said it was important to her that it didn’t gather dust in a storage container because of what it represented.

“Because it was on the facade, it was a signal to anyone walking by that there was something interesting going on here,” said Verma. The metal mural on the former CELLspace building facade. Photo courtesy of Jane Verma.

That warehouse at 2050 Bryant St. was called CELLspace (the prefix stood for Collectively Explorative Learning Labs), and it embodied a dream that’s been dying in San Francisco, said CELLspace co-founder Jonathan Youtt.

CELLspace, he said, was “an open call to anyone and everyone that wanted to come together to create a spot where all arts could exist under one roof.” 

In its heyday, the warehouse was a place of boundless creativity. Former CELLspace artists speak of the building reverently. The front entrance led into a gallery before opening up into a 4,000-square-foot main hall. High ceilings and a main stage for performances made it like a “cathedral” for Youtt. 

In this grand warehouse, anything could be brought to fruition. More than 50 artists paid a monthly fee of around $75 for unlimited access to glassblowing, sewing machines, metalworking, a wood shop and an audio-visual studio.

Nestled amid studio spaces and machinery was a community kitchen, and a few CELLspace employees rented space to live in the warehouse, in a small loft soundproofed against the din of the active makerspace.

But rather than a siloed artist community, CELLspace was intricately embedded in the community. The warehouse hosted everything from an after-school program to raves. It served as neutral ground between rival Mission gangs, and hosted weekly roller-skating and B-boy/B-girl events.

A popular event could easily draw 500 people, said Youtt. 

But it couldn’t last. When he moved to San Francisco in 1992, Youtt’s monthly rent was around $300, which he made in less than a week, freeing up time for art.

By 2012, the CELLspace model, with low monthly fees and daring projects, was too expensive. They couldn’t renew their lease. 

Elliott C. Nathan is the gallery director at The Midway, a venue for live music and art exhibitions near Cesar Chavez and Illinois.

He is responsible for organizing the Midway’s CELLspace gallery, a collection of more than 20 items from former CELLspace artists. He knows first-hand how difficult being an artist in the city is.

“You have to really want it, show up to do the work and be lucky — all together,” he said. 

“You know, let me add one more on top of that: Be fucking nice as hell,” said Nathan. Although still possible, being an artist in the city now means making connections, working relentlessly and getting lucky.

In 2016, Mission Local documented the process of taking the metal mural being taken down and placed in a truck.

It was moved to The Midway, chosen because it had a similar mission to CELLspace and promised to get the mural displayed in short order — until the eight panels were left outside during renovations, and four of them were stolen. Verma suspected they were taken for their valuable copper. 

It wasn’t until earlier this year that The Midway hired metalworkers to rebuild the missing panels. 

On Friday, the complete metal mural’s now-permanent residence was unveiled at The Midway at an event that also celebrated the opening of a two-week exhibit celebrating CELLspace. 

The gallery included a diverse array of works from CELLspace artists: Metal sculptures, wooden hanging spirals, a massive three-dimensional wave made out of reclaimed fencing, graffiti and acrylic paintings on canvas filled the gallery’s narrow hallway.

Many of these pieces were once displayed at CELLspace, while others were made in the years since its demise.

Youtt, standing in the middle of the bustling gallery on opening night, said that out of the dozens of people in the gallery at that moment, he knew about five. To him, it was an incredible success to be able to reach people never involved with CELLspace. He hopes to keep the spirit of CELLspace alive.

Former CELLspace artists — and friends they dragged along — filled the gallery, reliving the glory days. It was “when creativity mattered more than paying rent,” recalled puppeteer Russell Howze. 

CELLspace may be gone, replaced first by market-rate housing dubbed the “Beast on Bryant” and then by the affordable housing Mission activists fought for but, thanks to advocacy from former CELLspace leaders, a small part of the development is still carved out for the arts with a Carnaval arts space. 

Next year will be the 30th anniversary of CELLspace and, according to Youtt, the perfect opportunity to bring everyone back together for an event befitting of CELLspace, promising art, entertainment and live events. 

There may never be a place like CELLspace again, Verma, Youtt and Howze shared. But that won’t stop them from being excited about the potential in San Francisco today. 

“I think that creativity is still there, or it can still be found. [You] just gotta search for it a bit,” said Verma.

CELLspace PopUp : Metal Mural Opening

CELLspace PopUp : Metal Mural Opening

Friday, August 22, 2025
6:30 to 9:30pm
Exhibit up until September 10
The Midway Gallery
900 Marin St, San Francisco, CA 94124-1217

A little bit of 2050 Bryant Street takes over The Midway Gallery. Join CELLspace artists in celebrating the works, visions, ideas, and futures of a time not so long ago when creativity mattered more than paying rent. After ten years in transition, the Metal Mural from CELL’s facade lives on at The Midway, just like the spirit of all the people that stepped into that hallowed warehouse. In case you forget: “Safety breaks if you got ’em, DIY forever, and arrrrrrrrgh! for all the memories.”

Metal Mural artists

Aharon Bourland
Hikari Yoshihara
Tony Verma
Jane Wason Verma
Tom Phillips
Zulu Hurd
Jessica Eberlin

Mural artists

Scott Williams (RIP)
Joel Bergner @joelartista
Leroy Bermudez (Latinism) with TWICK ICP
Icy & Sot (Saman Oskouei and Sasan Oskouei) @icyandsot
Peat EYEZ Wollaeger @eyez
Hugh D’Andrade @hughillustration
Regan Ha-Ha Tamanui @regantamanui
Russell Howze @stencil_archive
Cy Wagoner
John Koleszar @koleszar
DIA

Also Showing

Todd Berman @theartdontstop
Bob Burnside
Richard Bluecloud Castaneda (RIP)
Eran Dayan and Roland Blandy @reunioncreative
Jon Fischer @feather2pixels
Charles Gadeken @charlesgadeken
Michael Kushner
James Sellier (RIP)
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Geordie Greep Blew his Amp

The main takeaway from this show is that I now have to see Greep again so that I can actually hear more than 2-4 songs with him shredding his guitar.

A good friend in North Carolina saw Geordie Greep play months ago on this tour and said this man was the future of guitar-based music. I think he compared Greep’s sound and visions as “Zappa meets Steely Dan meets King Crimson.” Maybe that’s what I thought after a first listen to Greep’s “The New Sound”.

I didn’t know what to think after a first listen. The disparate styles did not appeal to my ears, but I couldn’t get the music out of my head. Greep’s album confused me and left me unsettled. But my NC amigo insisted that I see him live if he came to San Francisco. The tour did have a date here in SF, but the early-May date was already sold out months in advance. I relistened to “The New Sound” and the songs, with surreal lyrics, strange singing, and poly beats eventually sank in. I got it, and decided to see the live show.

Since I had to buy a ticket in the second-hand market, I was doing it only at face value. My friend Adam here in SF says that the day of the show is the best time to pick up tickets for face. Hell, he even shows up when doors open and usually scores a cheaper/face value ticket for cash. I like to have the tickets months in advance, but was going to go for it for the Geordie Greep show at the Great American Music Hall.

On the day of the show, I got a ticket at face value no problem on StubHub. It was on! Going solo, I decided to text highlights to my amigo in NC, but that was distracting and annoying. And he would be asleep by then. Instead, I took notes.

This show turned out to be a mess for Greep. He said that his shows in SF were cursed, that the amp he bought in New Orleans on this tour, to replace the one that was blown that first show in the US, was cursed. He was angry with Guitar Center.

SFGate covered it here (scroll down a bit for the Greep story) and here at last are my notes of what went down. Here is the setlist for the night. For my notes below, I have cleaned things up a bit, but left what I heard and saw intact. Whether or not it was Eddie or Andy who brought his personal amp to the show for Greep to finally play the last few songs, he was indeed an angel!

My Notes from the Geordie Greep Show at The Great American Music Hall, May 6, 2025

Left house as Es listened to Zappa’s “Valley Girl”. A no-problem 15 minute to walk to GAMH.

Younger crowd here. Not a total sausage party. The person at the box office said “an Evening With” on the marquee means no opening act for the night. 8:00pm and setlist just dropped at mics.

8:16 start. Greep already messing with gear. Mostly has back to audience. Roadie is on stage. Greep takes guitar off. Band still jamming.

Narration about Guitar Center and blown amps. Plural. Saying that there’s a curse on the tour. This blown amp replaced a blown amp in New Orleans on the first night of tour. And he blew another amp in SF in the past.

Greep singing as show goes on. Guitar back on. Sounds like crap. More amp narration. Greep comparing this house amp to one he used to play in garage as a kid. He takes guitar off again.

Greep on percussion during bad-ass bass solo. There is jamming. Greep just put setlist in coat pocket. Ending the show early? No guitar means not following setlist?

Kids digging this one [I cannot remember which song]. Scatting solo. “Cazy days and wild nights in San Francisco “.

Roadie back on stage. Looks like he’s setting up amp #3? Greep is dancing. Bass player just hopped onto floor to dance with people.

Guitar is back! Mosh pit to 70s blues rock sounding tune.

Greep thanking guy who brought the amp. “He’s an angel”. Making up song for him. The guy is in balcony just above stage left. He takes a few bows and we all applaud him.

Type 1 jamming lol. Heading into second hour.

Amazing solo facing crowd. Crazy chords. Audience is rapt for piano solo. Over at 10:40. Encore? No. Greep thanking Andy again for amp. 

1999’s Up a Tree: A Puppet Show About the Redwoods

Stephen Bass just texted me asking when our puppet play “Up a Tree” ran at Intersection for the Arts. My photos and archive of the show was not on this site, and the paper media was in a box in storage. I tried a few different searches via a few search sites, and couldn’t get a hit. I even tried the Wayback Machine to see if Intersection had a decent website then (it was mostly a page of broken images).

Up a Tree
Kevin Woodson’s great poster for the show.

I then found the story of the activists vs. Maxxam Corp., including Julia Butterfly Hill and David “Gypsy” Chain, and correctly guessed the show’s run as being in 1999.

Hill famously lived in the top of an ancient redwood tree named Luna (Hill said the tree named herself), and our show featured the tree and the activist. Chain was part of the Earth First! direct action tactic, and was killed when a logger felled a tree on the young man. Chain’s story was also in “Up a Tree”.

“Up a Tree” was a low/no budget puppet installation about the plight of the old growth trees up in Northern California, incorporating marionettes with Bunraku operating options (basically, rods that allowed floor-level performers to manipulate the stringed puppets), shadow puppets for flashbacks, soft hand puppets for the animals in the forest (The boss Fox kept trying to trick the logger Beavers into making as much money as possible for Fox’s multinational corporation). Luna was a huge tree going into the rafters of the puppet stage with real tree bark and moving parts used when the tree spoke to Hill.

This show was thrown together with glue, bins of tree bark, the amazing puppet-crafting skills of Jonathan Youtt and David Morley (Joelle LaPlum probably helped as well), and directed by Dan Chumley (with some visits from Peggy Snyder) of the SF Mime Troupe. I played one of the Beavers, the voice of Chain’s abusive father in the shadow flashbacks, and was on the floor-level to be the Bunraku puppeteer for most of the marionettes (and pulled the rope so Luna could “talk”).

I made friends for life during this show, and also got a masters class in puppetry and theater arts. Julia called in one show a week from her platform in Luna and took questions. We went out to visit the tree and be part of some civil disobedience for an action, and there was a massive circle at the end where a woman gave us all a tincture of Luna’s tree sap. When Julia came down from her 738-day sit weeks later, she came straight to CELLspace to meet us all and get in on the fun when she could.

Other great memories: Michael Franti brought his family to a show one night. Building the set, the puppets, the props, and the redwood bark install at the Intersection’s entrance, was a CELLspace community effort. I even cut an EarthFirst! stencil for Chain’s puppet’s small t-shirt. Pod was our amazing sound tech and Leon Rosen helped with that as well. There’s a video of the show, but I recall the sound being horrible.

A Direct Hit

Dan Chumley must’ve known a theater critic at the time, because a quick search of the show name with his got a direct hit from SFGate’s repost of an “SF Chronicle” review. Here is that review in its entirety.


Puppets With a Cause in ‘Tree’ / Show has a gentle anti-logging message

In “Up a Tree,” a new hourlong installation at Intersection for the Arts, there’s no…

By Steven Winn, Chronicle Theater Critic
October 30, 1999

Puppets are especially beguiling when they appear to have a life of their own. In “Up a Tree,” a new hourlong installation at Intersection for the Arts, there’s no attempt to disguise how labor-intensive that illusion can be.

That’s entirely fitting in this gentle, somewhat fuzzy piece of communal puppet agitprop about Earth First activists and their battle against logging of the Northern California redwood forests. Marionettes, Bunraku-style figures, handheld animals and Balinese shadow puppets share a fragrant forest set with seven visible members of the Monkey Thump Puppet Collective. Explicit and implicit is a message that everyone must work together to protect an endangered environment. The show celebrates the work of two real-life protesters, Julia Butterfly Hill and the late David “Gypsy” Chain. The set, by director Dan Chumley and Peggy Snyder, stakes its own claim on reality. It’s filled with trunks and limbs of real redwood, gathered by a group that retrieves “naturally fallen trees.” Kevin Cain supplies the filtered forest light.

Hill, who has lived for nearly two years in the branches of a Humboldt County redwood tree, is played by a tiny marionette (voice of Deborah Ben-Eliezer). She scampers along the high limb of a tree named Luna (Whitney Combs), who talks back to Hill and shakes several lower limbs for emphasis.

Gypsy (the raw-voiced Jonathan Youtt), a full-sized Bunraku puppet who operates at ground level with a cadre of protesters, is a relative innocent who dies when a felled tree lands on him. A foulmouthed logger (David Morley) is the pat villain of the piece. But the script raises the intriguing possibility that Gypsy may have martyred himself without really thinking much about it.

That mystery takes form in the show’s most haunting image, when a legless Gypsy flies on his strings over the forest floor. Here, strikingly, there’s no human intervention in in sight. Gypsy has floated free of his past (detailed in a few shadow puppet flashbacks) and his own murky motivations. He’s become a spirit force for the movement.

A dopey animal subplot involves an entrepreneurial fox (Star Rose) with a cell phone grafted to one paw and a couple of reluctant beavers employed as loggers. These puppets, unlike the carefully crafted humans, look slapdash, and their scenes add little to the piece.

“Up a Tree” is a labor of love and a devoted tribute to a cause. It’s anything but elegant, in writing or execution, but an authentic soulfulness is as clear as the fresh redwood smell that fills the house.

UP A TREE: The theatrical installation continues through November 21 at Intersection for the Arts, 446 Valencia St., San Francisco.

H.O.R.D.E. Turns 30

Relix magazine just put together an entertaining recollection of the 1992 H.O.R.D.E. concert tour, with the festival’s founders (the musicians) going on record about how it all began. Love the fact that most of the tour revolved around giving massive love to Col. Bruce Hampton and the Aquarium Rescue Unit. I am quite humbled that I got to see the ARU at their genesis, b/c their show was straight up different from much of the live music I was going to!

Everybody had this common idea that they had to help Colonel Bruce Hampton and the Aquarium Rescue Unit. That was like the secret squirrel agenda of the whole thing. – Dave Frey, Blues Traveller mgr. (via Relix magazine)

My brother Mark and I knocked out bootleg tee shirts for the Atlanta and Carowinds stops of the first H.O.R.D.E. tour. Mark had the art skills, we both did graphic design, and I was working in a screen print shop. We printed a nice pile, only to have undercover cops confiscate them before we even had a chance to sell any! Luckily, I’d pulled several dozen to sell to friends and keep back for the NC show if we sold out, so still had a few to sell and break even on cost.

Mark and I had a fun time making the 1992 lot tee image. We thought up and brainstormed the idea, Mark then drew the monster, and we worked on the lettering together via Mark’s Apple computer (and probably Photoshop 1 or 2 or similar). Then I took the file, via a floppy disk, to the Microsoft machine I had at the screen print shop where I worked, printed the front and back images on vellum paper, taped them up and corrected lines, pulled a rubylith separation for the monster’s color screen, and then burned the two screens.

My screen shop boss, Randy, was very cool about letting us schedule our own prints into the shop’s work flow. I’m not sure if he or Freddie, another amazing screenprinter, pulled the ink on these. I bought the shirts at wholesale cost, and whoever did the labor usually got a shirt. We also always helped each other with our own print runs, so the labor usually got paid back in kind. This shirt had a larger run than usual (I think I printed about 3-4 dozen tees), so Randy may have made us do this after hours. Either way, we were all into putting multiple colors into the one screen to easily make the shirt a 4-color job.

Love this artwork! We didn’t get the correct name of the festival, but must’ve picked the words up from a Widespread Panic mailer. Maybe a Blues Traveller mailer? The correct name is Horizons of Rock Developing Everywhere. Now that I think a bit more, we have just gotten more metal about the idea of a horde monster coming to the Southeast to destroy and slay. 😛
Here’s the back of the 1992 shirt. We spent alot more time on the art and ideas for the first one, only to have most of these shirts get confiscated by the cops. When asked what they’d do with the shirts, they told us they’d give them to a homeless charity in Atlanta. I looked for them in the streets for a month or so after the show.
H.O.R.D.E. Festival 1993 shirt. The artwork is simple, so Mark and I must’ve quickly thought this one up.
I always made 2-sided shirts, even if there was only a pocket image. Good to have this image to know which bands were in the 1993 festival. I cannot remember which bands I saw at the Atlanta stop of the festival, and this list is for the whole tour (Phish once again headlined the Northeast shows while Panic headlined the Southeast).
My stub from the 1992 Lakewood show.
My stub from the Carowinds festival in 1992.
Here’s the ticket for the 1993 Lakewood show.

A 1991 Flyer, Scanned.

Took this off the wall of either the venue or the vegan co-op house where the afterparty happened.

The official setlist

LOVE AUDITORIUM, DAVIDSON COLLEGEDavidsonNC

SET 1The Landlady > Runaway JimIt’s Ice > SparkleChalk Dust TortureEsther > Cavern > Rhombus Narration > Divided SkyI Didn’t KnowYou Enjoy Myself

SET 2David Bowie[1]Colonel Forbin’s Ascent > Fly Famous MockingbirdGolgi ApparatusBathtub GinThe Squirming Coil > LlamaHold Your Head Up > Terrapin[2] > Hold Your Head UpPossum

ENCOREHornMy Sweet OneSweet Adeline[3]

[1] Four Charlie Chan signals and Popeye, Simpsons, Oom Pa Pa, and Random Laugh signals in the intro. The band responded to Popeye signal by singing a random note.
[2] Fish sang only one out of every few words.
[3] Without microphones.

Terrapin was announced as the “restrained version” and Fish as the “Master of Restraint.” In response, Fish sang only one out of every few words to the song. Trey also clarified during the show that Colonel Forbin is not to be mistaken for Colonel (Bruce) Hampton. Bowie was preceded by a Funk #49 tease. The Bowie intro included HYHU teases, four Charlie Chan signals and Popeye, Simpsons, Oom Pa Pa, and Random Laugh signals. The band responded to the Popeye signal by singing a random note, which is the Random Note signal’s “secret language.” Trey teased Dave’s Energy Guide in Possum. Sweet Adeline was performed without microphones.

N1 Hot Takes fm a Phish Dick’s Noob

Newness! What’s this? Who’s that? Waaa??? Huh!

10th Anniversary for the band, and many phans. A first trip for yours truly.
  • Two miles to the venue? Sure, I’ll walk. Suburban North Denver; the sun; almost no food or grocery stores; more sun; there it is, just beyond this empty field! Whew… made it.
  • Vax check line: a bit long, moved very fast, barely barricaded and no security (easy to cut past the one person checking cards/IDs)… done in 6 minutes.
  • Shakedown? Keep hearing the word but no idea where it sprouted.
  • Gates open, line moving! That’s a fast line. OK, I’ll jump in.
  • Much faster than Shoreline…
  • “Take your ticket out of your laniard.” Hmm, OK. Whaaaaat?! She just marked my PTBM art with a sharpie! Damn. They all have sharpies at the gate. WTF? Doesn’t your scan cancel the ticket?
  • An English themed sports bar at the stadium. OK. Fish and chips? Nah. Chicken pie and chips?! Why yes, thank you.
  • Hmm, where did my bottle of water go? And my hand sanitizer? Oops!
  • Dick’s is a soccer field. The pitch is covered with plastic flooring. Guess they have a machine that rolls it out.
  • What?! Purchased water and no cap? Hate that. I’ll hide it under the disabled seating area.
  • Woah! There’s Tom Marshall, drinking a Coors. I ask the Bryce crew if any of them know him. None do. I just glance from a distance at the “mighty legend formed”.
  • That was a fun “Carini”.
  • “Chalk Dust” not my favorite, but I wandered up to the rail (the barrier at the stage) Page side, stood behind the folks getting the lyrics signed to them from two folks, and actually enjoyed it.
  • Ack! The cigarette smoke. Everywhere. Must avoid it. Wander. Think of a place. Oooh, here’s an open area where I can take off the mask. Annnd, about 6 smokers all around. Ahhhh, here’s a seat Page side with no one around. Fresh air at last!
  • Where did the Bryce crew go? Cannot find any of them. Phone not working well. Hover outside Gate E away from a second line band (and too closely packed people). No word from my ride back. I start walking….
  • Hello, hotel room. That cool walk back much nicer than the sunny one…
  • Chill with boring TV….. read a little…. zzzzzzzzz…..

Never Underestimate a Water Balloon Slingshot

Then one of the guys I didn’t know asked, “You think we can hit the wrestlers with a balloon?” The general response was, “There’s no way one of us can shoot a ballon that far. Let’s try it!”

After over 30 years, I think I can safely tell this story to the public. During my sophomore year at Wofford College in Spartanburg, SC, I almost got a beat down Mid-Atlantic Wrestling style. Some details, and names, are hazy, but there are parts I’m retelling that I will never forget.

One lazy afternoon, most likely in 1989, I had nothing to do on the Wofford campus. A freshman, named Bill, asked me if I’d like to check out a guy’s water balloon slingshot. I’d never heard of that kind of slingshot before, so instantly said “Yes!” We walked over to the Wightman dormitory, which had open hallways, like a motel, that faced into campus on one side and over the shared parking lot of the Spartanburg Memorial Auditorium on the other.

We walked up about four flights on the auditorium side and saw two or three Wofford guys standing around a marvelous apparatus. The water balloon slingshot was basically surgical tubing, most likely stolen from the science lab, tied off of two of the building’s vertical support posts, with some kind of pocket in the middle that held the balloons. These guys were slinging water balloons onto cars in the parking lot. I’d say the range was maybe a few hundred feet; about halfway into the fairly large parking lot.

It looked fun, so Bill and I tried a few to see how it worked. My attempt wasn’t that good: the balloon didn’t go that far into the lot and it totally missed what I was aiming at. “You’ll get better with practice,” someone told me. A second try was about the same.

At some point during our senseless fun, three pro wrestlers walked out of the back exit of the auditorium, far up on the other side of the parking lot. I only remember the two legends: Roddy Piper and Ric Flair. We stopped slinging the balloons and had a moment of starstruck awe. Wrestling gods, in the flesh, and just chatting behind the auditorium.

One of the guys I didn’t know asked, “You think we can hit the wrestlers with a balloon?” The general response was, “There’s no way one of us can shoot a balloon that far. Let’s try it!”

I cannot remember who pulled the slingshot back, possibly a second person helped, but I do remember that we opened a dorm room door to pull the slingshot further back to make the extra distance across the parking lot.

With no real way to aim, a direct shot on Piper and Flair was remote and against the odds. When the balloon was launched, we all watched with low expectations. It went past the middle of the lot where we were hitting cars. It kept going over the other cars, towards the exit where the wrestlers were talking. Our excitement grew. I can almost remember leaning in to try to help the balloon keep going. Then, the small dot of a balloon, most likely red or blue or white, keenly headed home… onto Ric Flair and Roddy Piper!

IT WAS A ONE IN A MILLION DIRECT HIT!

“Holy shit, you hit them!” someone shouted. 

As time slowed down, Piper and Flair literally didn’t know what hit them. The “punch” was wet, with rubbery bits all over their splashed faces and clothes. Like they tend to do on TV, Piper and Flair went from a friendly chat to being 100% pissed off. As we stood frozen, hundreds of feet away and watching, they looked towards Wightman. From all that distance, they made eye contact with us.

“Take this slingshot down now!” one of us screamed. It was too late, because Piper and Flair were pointing at us and screaming. We couldn’t hear them, but I clearly saw what Flair’s mouth said: “We’re going to f—king kill you!!” 

“What the hell do we do?!” someone asked.

“Split up and hide! Run!” someone answered. 

As the wrestlers ran across the parking lot to beat our asses, and probably send us to the ER, we took the slingshot down and ran into one of the guy’s dorm rooms. What Piper and Flair didn’t know was that the Wightman rooms were suites: four different rooms shared a toilet and shower in the middle. Fortunately, we ran into the room where the wrestlers knew we were and went on the other side of the dorm through another room’s open bathroom door.

We didn’t bother to explain to them what was happening, but did manage to tell them “don’t open the doors! Don’t open the doors!” We split up, and I ran with Bill and a few guys that hastily pulled their dorm room keys out of their pockets. We ran down the campus-side hall into one of their rooms and hid. Maybe the other guy split off and went to his own room. I recall trying to hide under a bed, but it was a wooden bed frame like you see in hotels. Instead, we cowered in the dark and shut the hell up.

For a good 20 minutes, Piper and Flair (and the third guy) slammed on doors and yelled “Come out and get a beating, you bastards!” “We know who you are! We’re going to be waiting for you!” Eventually, after final threats and insults, they left.

Out of the group that I hid with, I was the only one that lived in another dorm. My peers weren’t going anywhere soon, but I had to leave at some point! My memory is vague, but definitely I left well after dark. I may have changed into a shirt that Bill loaned me. I went down a different exit on the campus side and took a very long route to my dorm.

Looking over my shoulder and under every bush, I never saw Piper and Flair, and didn’t want to. I told myself that they wouldn’t hide behind bushes; they had better things to do. I didn’t take any chances during my fast walk and was glad that I got through that with my face and ribs intact.

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I have told this story for years. You may not believe it, and I get that. Like that moment when the launched balloon hit two wrestling legends, I still ask “how could this have possibly happened?” Yet, when Ric Flair wiped the water and balloon bits off his face, tensed up in anger and screamed at being assaulted by a strange object, I’ll never forget what I thought: “That REALLY happened… and they’re going beat the shit out of us!” Did I learn a lesson form this experience? Beyond believing that miracles happen in twos, not really.

Free Poker Chips, a Band, and a Mini Casino Tour

If the Pandemic cooperates, Phish will continue their 2021 4.0 tour into the Fall. Starting Aug. 13, the band plays Atlantic City, and then will be at Harveys Casino in Stateline, NV starting Aug. 31. The Fall tour ends with a Halloween run in Las Vegas.

Ask anybody and they know that I love gifiting creative items to unsuspecting people. Over the past 20 or so years, I’ve given away stickers, posters, buttons, stencils, and other fun items. The fist sticker I ever made was the “Creativity Begins Within” for 2000 Burning Man, and I gave them all away. I love the concept of “Free” espoused by the San Francisco Diggers, and Burning Man is onto something with the ideal of giving it for nothing in return.

Then there is the ancient concept of Dana, practiced for centuries, which can be about giving just to feel the goodness of the act while expecting nothing in return.

When I saw that u/churchisweird and his wife were giving away poker chips (with fun band quotes and show details) at all the Phish shows in Atlantic City and Las Vegas, I got excited. A few Phish subredditors had already asked about the Harveys shows in Stateline, but u/churchisweird and his wife weren’t going to the shows.

Phish redditor u/churchisweird and his wife designed some great chips to give away at 7 different Phish shows! I was inspired to join in on the giveaway fun, and made two more sets for the Harveys NV shows.

I DMd him, told him I loved his idea, and said I’d give away chips for Stateline/Harveys if he wanted to make any. We started chatting, and he told me that he actually bought the chips from an online company (Chiplab). He wouldn’t be making any for Harveys. Along with the chip-making site, he also shared a great Phish resource for word searching songs to get money-themed hits within Phish’s original and cover lyrics.

We both agreed that giving away something to the community we love to be part of was a great idea. The good vibes of the idea kept piling up for me, and I happened to have some free time to poke around on Chiplab. After some trial and error with their simple graphic design interface, I had two chip designs for the two-night run at Harveys. I made sure to use a color and some Phish lyric quotes that u/churchisweird hadn’t used, and I ordered several dozens to get printed for my own free giveaway.

The 2021 Phish Casino Tour poker chip giveaway is complete! Now phans can possibly snag a chip from every run in a gambling town/city, and my two designs make 9 total chances to collect them all… if you’re lucky. 🙂

The chips were delivered this week, and are now ready to hand out to the lucky few in Stateline. I’m quite excited about this and hope that the shows don’t get postponed due to the current Delta wave of the Pandemic. My plan is to dress up as a Phish-themed croupier (ahem, a GROUPier, lol), with a vest, a bow tie, and my funny fish hats, and wander around a bit each day of the show to hand out some chips. I’ll take what’s left to the show each night.

The table is open and ready for play. Put your money where your mouth is and drop some goodness in your pocket. Time to feel that tingle that gifting gives, being present with each moment where a phan smiles, laughs, or wanders off a bit confused. Whatever happens, it’ll be all right….